Well, she is an expert on the subject! Farrah Abraham participated in the Celebrity Show Off challenge on the Wednesday, Sept. 16, episode of Celebrity Big Brother UK, and naturally, she went with something rather adult.
With all of her housemates sitting at full attention, the Teen Mom OG star, 24, began a sex-ed lesson on how to use a condom. Rather than having a male castmate volunteer for the demonstration, she went with a trusty ol’ banana, as health and science teachers have done for so long.
“I want to keep things PG-13,” she said in a whispery voice while wearing a low-cut and very short dress, glasses, and a pink pucker. (Strangely, she looked a bit like Sarah Palin, no?)
No one — not her U.S. teammates or the UK rivals — could keep from laughing (or in one case, their jaw from dropping).
The porn star then proceeded to slowly and sensually unroll the condom over the unfortunate piece of fruit, all the while explaining the process. “And you just slide it … oh my gosh, this is a big one!” she exclaimed as she finished the task.
She then proudly held up the finished product. “Look at that!” she said in her not-so-sexy whispery tone as the cast giggled and applauded.
Unfortunately, the lesson didn’t end there. Abraham and her U.S. teammate (and real porn pro) Jenna Jameson then did a show-and-tell about various sexual positions (while dressed, thankfully).
The two women, with their hair in pigtails, hopped into an inflated pool filled with chocolate syrup and demonstrated moves such as the pile driver, which really looked more like bad wrestling.
While some of their housemates — who include Janice Dickinson and Daniel Baldwin — were clearly horrified, covering their mouths during much of the … uhhh … show, the little sex-ed course was enough to keep both Abraham and Jameson, 41, in the competition for another week.
